"I received my lapel pins today for my bible studies group. They are very beautiful but unfortunately they were made at 1 foot wide instead of the desired 1 inch. They are quite heavy and older ladies have trouble wearing them. Otherwise great job!"
-Maude Knoxville, TN

"You guys are great! The artifacts arrived late, and were the wrong shape and color. As a matter of fact they were not even lapel pins.They were more like some kind of artificial heart mechanism for chipmunks. As a result the key project of the entire operation was a disaster and we lost the client. My boss was fired and I now have her job......thanks Guys!!!!!!!"
-F. Furter Sandscove, California

"You people are morons. Any chance you might accidently drive off a cliff anytime soon?"
-Dustin Evergreen, AL

"I just wanted to let you know that your sales team and artistic staff are a bunch of idiots. If I wanted monkeys to design my pins I would have gone to the zoo."
-Jessica Gallup, NM

"I am a secret shopper. You guys failed. Come into my office. NOW!"
-Noah Wells Ann Arbor, MI