Q: Do penguins produce milk?
A: After a quickly perusing Wikipedia we have determined they do not.

Q: What the heck are Cloisonne Soft Enamel style lapel pins?
A: These pins are the figment of the imagination created by an escaped mental patient. There is no such style of lapel pin, what it truly is a Soft Enamel style lapel pin covered with a ever clouding and yellowing epoxy dome. Stop the madness! There is no such thing as a Cloisonne Soft Enamel Lapel Pin. NOW GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOUR ANT FARM!!!

Q: If your jobs were posted in the paper would people line up around the block to have your job?
A: Hm-mm...Dunno...Seems I've heard that very thing once a long time ago.

Q: Mr PinFanatic-what is your favorite color?
A: Blue...no Greennn....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Q: Why do so many lapel pin companies park in the same parking lot?
A: That's a good question! We don't know.

Q: Why aren't you guys answering your phones? Please call Bernie's Bail Bonds ASAP...you guys have to cover the note or there will be hell to pay!
A: Umm.....Are you sure you have the right number?

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
A: Mr. Owl: Let's find out. One... two-HOO... three.. Crunch! Three!